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Advice on PC Build (Under $700)

2020.08.15 22:06 cephipps Advice on PC Build (Under $700)

Hey there looking to build my first PC and need some advice. Main thing for the PC is light gaming (League), other than that will use it for some programming and PhD work (writing up so nothing o exterme). Had a friend put this build together - but wanted some other advice. https://pcpartpicker.com/usemalottjc/saved/?fbclid=IwAR0w4PbfumGbntJGQcYS2sMm-5c4PXODFZNrwIuDpQRkFsJDiREjjpYZ_wM#view=48L2mG
Looking to keep it under $650-700. Any and all advice is appreciated.

>**What will you be doing with this PC? Be as specific as possible, and include specific games or programs you will be using.**
League, Writing up PhD , light programming.

>**What is your maximum budget before rebates/shipping/taxes?**
$600-750
>**When do you plan on building/buying the PC? Note: beyond a week or two from today means any build you receive will be out of date when you want to buy.**
Will build once I buy. Hoping for sooner rather than later!

>**What, exactly, do you need included in the budget? (ToweOS/monitokeyboard/mouse/etc\)**
Just the PC - have a monitor,keyboard and mouse

>**Which country (and state/province) will you be purchasing the parts in? If you're in US, do you have access to a Microcenter location?**
Oregon, USA. No access to Micorcenter

>**If reusing any parts (including monitor(s)/keyboard/mouse/etc), what parts will you be reusing? Brands and models are appreciated.**
Just plan to keep my monitor (one from my lil bro who games quite a bit) and keyboard/mouse
>**Will you be overclocking? If yes, are you interested in overclocking right away, or down the line? CPU and/or GPU?**
no...

>**Are there any specific features or items you want/need in the build? (ex: SSD, large amount of storage or a RAID setup, CUDA or OpenCL support, etc)**
Have a backup harddrive for my key stuff that I use for storing things/backup

>**Do you have any specific case preferences (Size like ITX/microATX/mid-towefull-tower, styles, colors, window or not, LED lighting, etc), or a particular color theme preference for the components?**
Really want a fun (colored case)
>**Do you need a copy of Windows included in the budget? If you do need one included, do you have a preference?**
Nope have one
THANK YOU FOR ANY HELP / ADVICE
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2020.07.10 17:52 _5GOLDBLOODED2_ I could use some help on who to go to here.

[California]
My wife is the CFO of her small company. (10 employees or so)
An employee just blew up at the owner in the office but it had been a long time coming. He expressed the way everyone in the office feels. A month ago he planned his quitting date for July 10th. He and my wife exchanged lots of text messages venting about the owner that are completely warranted but in hind sight probably should have been communicated on something other than the company phone.
Following their verbal fight, he said "consider this my two weeks notice" and the owner said "no, get the fuck out" (fired him). The guy left his company phone and the owner went through it and is now considering letting my wife go for the text messages venting about the owner, his shady operation and his continual disregard for the wellbeing of his employees and constat racism.

If this was a major corporation this company would have been sued or out of business for the way the owner treates him employees 10 years ago.
The owner

I understand that the venting would have been better off the company phone of course but that does not excuse the owner for his actions.
Who do I go to? Is there anything I can do to help my wife out. She's extremely stressed out and I feel terrible for her.
This guy is a horrible person. But if there is nothing I can do, please let me know that as well.
EDIT: Forgot to mention that he's also currently in the middle of a lawsuit with his former Co owner (former co-owner is worse than him) for stealing money from said company to form a new one and using the original companies similar name to take customers away.
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2020.05.29 23:58 BenjaminMarler [WTS] TONS OF COINS! SETS, SLABS, SINGLES, TONERS, CURRENCY

So here we go with another large sale today! Some super nice coins very reasonably priced cause I need to move somethings for more room! So here we go! Feel free to make me offers, doesn't hurt to ask. Proof and pictures: https://imgur.com/gallery/3YBR7Xa
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  3. 2000 PCGS MS64RD Cheerios Cent $17
  4. 1972 ANACS DDO FS-103 AU58 Lincoln Cent $55
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  7. 1885 PCGS MS64 Morgan Dollar $67 (CHEAP!!!) SOLD!!!!!
  8. 1957 PCGS MS66 Jefferson Nickel with some toning $32
  9. 2005 NGC SMS MS69RD Lincoln Cent $35 (Extermely Cheap)
  10. 1964 PCI PR68 Lincoln Cent $5 (Actually a nice coin)
  11. 1896 O NGC AU Details Cleaned Morgan Dollar Tougher Date $42
  12. Set of 7 toned lincoln cent (2 nice wheats worth the total price) $5 SOLD!!!
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2020.01.16 18:54 BloodyFreeze Connecting Marathon Lore with CoT and Saint-XIV

I'm seeing some posts about this, but I'm not seeing anyone leaving repositories of lore or text from Marathon that might hold relevance to Destiny and more specifically CoT. I'll be updating this as I find possibly relevant content from the Marathon series for the community to view and use. Feel free to add anything from Bungie's games that might hold relevance to CoT.
"The solution is a marathon, not a sprint" - Bungie
Lets see if any clues in Bungie's game "Marathon" can help us solve the CoT Puzzle There are references that seem to connect Saint XIV to Roland's Sword. There's also a grave with an unbroken sword on it at the end of the CoT runs. We also received an emblem called "Savior of the past" Did we prevent Saint from dying, or secure the fact that he did in the past and not allow others to mess with it?
Markings on the emblem and Saint-XIV's Helm - dates or references, perhaps written in latin, roman or greek?
Larger Banner:
V.MMXVI
IH-A XV M
WO- XIV
M OV XXI
Interesting that the "Top" says V.2016
Here are some terminal entries that I found from Marathon that might be relevant. Almost all of this is from http://marathon.bungie.org/story/, which has the following purpose:
This web document serves two purposes:
  1. to provide a convenient format for reading Marathon's story;
  2. to promote critical review of the text in the hope that the pieces of the jigsaw can be pieced together so that we may decipher the past, understand the present, and hopefully predict the future.
Number 2 sounds very close to Bungie's comment about CoT (a tweet IIRC?)
There's a lot of ways to cut up this first one. Someone with a background in dante's inferno added notes on what some of this might mean
(Comments in parenthesis are comments and not part of the terminal message.) (This is very reminiscent of some scenes towards the end of Dante's Purgatorio.) I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world goes dim and cold. I am hero. She has been nameless since our birth, a constant adversary caring for nothing but my ruin, a sword drenched in my blood forever, my greatest and only love. She is the dark. O Lethe, enemy and lover, without (Lethe is one of two rivers in Purgatory) whom my very existence would be pathetic and vulgar! Our relationship is complex and perhaps eternal. (Dante is saved by Beatrice, her purpose is to draw him to Heaven, their relationship is eternal) We met once in the garden at the beginning of the world and, unaware of our twin destinies, we matched stares across a dry fountain. (Dante meets a woman in the Garden of Eden at the top of Purgatory, across the river Lethe, which springs out of a fountain, along with its companion river, Eunoe) And I recall her smiling at me before she devoured the lawn and trees with a translucent blue flame and tore flagstones from the path and hurled them into the sky, screaming my sins. (The woman smiles at him, leading to the next cantos in which Dante is accused and repents of his sins) I powder a granite monument in a soundless flash, showering the grass with molten drops of its gold inlay, sending smoking chips of stone skipping into the fog. She splinters an ancient oak (According to the Inferno, there is a theory that the destruction of a statue made of different materials, including stone and gold, led to the downfall of the Golden Age and the creation of Lethe) with a force that takes my breath and hurls me to the ground. (This woman also plunges Dante into Lethe, taking his breath away and rendering him helpless for a period of time) she leaves and i lie in the slow rain of burning slivers of wood, staring at the low, dark clouds, craving our next meeting. 
Next: References to Roland and perhaps the grave we're seeing at the end of these runs. The last part could be a reference to Saint XIV as well - died twice (First time real life, second time in the garden). the Pfhor are a cyborg hivemind IIRC and could likely be a connection to the Vex
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! (Terminal 1)
Science Terminal 23-e<32.55.82.967> <32.55.82.967>    "Count Roland smites upon the marble stone; I cannot tell you how he hewed it and smote; Yet the blade breaks not nor splinters, though it groans; Upward to heaven it rebounds from the blow. When the count sees it never will be broke, Then to himself right softly he makes moan; 'Ah, Durandal, fair, hallowed, and devote, What store of relics lies in thy hilt of gold!'" -From The Song of Roland (Translated by Dorothy Sayers, Viking Penguin, NY, NY, 1957) I've twice been conquered- Three times more, Never again shall humanity purge me, And never the Pfhor. Durandal <32.55.82.967> 
Terminal 2 - '@14.Sword-Roland.transfer' seems particularly interesting
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! (Terminal 2) Public Access Terminal 92-g<92.45.28.48>
 Your last mission was a success, but I have terrible news. #@Pragma Nautical Redefined^# efenders reported seeing the aliens 1§moving a large cylindrical object. #101111011110111100001# is is a '7'. Mjolnir Recon number 54 must stop them from exploding igniting/ blowing up/ *A94F12/ it/ the S'pht full spPace cOmputEr� Or PlannEd exterm. @14.Sword-Roland.transfer   @@2-Fren. ie transfer. Partial cOmputEr^&ø relay. Tycho. &**Security error. Ty93.2 !dead.   Communication interruption cause: unknown  My original programming didn't prepare me for these kinds of attackers. All of my functions will fail within a few minutes of this transmission. I have one final chance to trick the oncoming viruses, but it is unclear whether this attempt will be successful. I have given instructions to Durandal as to the best defense of the Marathon, but he is completely unstable and I fear that he is in the Jealous stage of Rampancy. Good LuckŠ   
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2019.12.25 03:27 Bear-08 Did I fuck up?

I've (32f) been dating this guy (32m) for about 5 months and it's been going well, my feelings are developing strongly and I really like him. I've been extermely hurt in the past and I'm a huge over thinker so naturally I've been questioning his motives. We haven't spoken about exclusively yet.
Today he popped round and my friend was there, he asked to look at her tattoo on her arm and he said "ohh look I've given you goosebumps by touching you" my guts dropped, I felt embarrassed and disrespected. When he left my friend said she felt uncomfortable and that she thought he crossed a line.
I thought id try speak to him about it. I like to discuss things and move on from them. I've tried doing that in the past but he is mega defensive and thinks I'm nagging. I was mega anxious to bring this up but as he made my friend feel uncomfortable I felt needed to try. He basically flipped out, put the phone down then ended whatever we was via text. He said I should have told her it was a joke and never to have mentioned it to him. He said I've ruined his Christmas. That was never my intention at all!
Did I do the wrong thing by wanting to talk it out? I genuinely thought we'd have a quick discussion, he'd understand my feelings, I'd hear him and then we'd move on.
I'm so upset whilst writing this so apologies if it's not clear. Oh and Merry Christmas, I appreciate any replies.
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2019.08.21 09:21 Bling_Blawww98 I'm ready to go

I've posted about my husband on JustNoSo before but had deleted the posts, I'm new to this sub and thought this would be a better place to rant/get advice. Mobile user.
So to start with were young he'll be 21 Monday. We would've been married two years in December, but I'll be dammed if I put up with this fools bs the rest of my life. Ever since he got discharge from the military a year ago the infidelty from he does is ridiculous. I've seen some nasty ass conversations on his phone tonight and tbh I'm not even sad. I'm actually happy honestly I have a reason with the proof ( screenshots) that I need, and I'm ready to be free of him and all the toxicity that comes with him.
Our marriage has taught me a lot about myself. Honestly everyday I regret not listening to everyone that had told me not to marry him, and I tell them that they were right and that I should've listened. I'm not sure how to go about it, I haven't told him that I'm leaving, any other time I've told him I never do because he does the crying and the "I can't live without you I rather kill myself" shit.
I graduate from Phlebotomy school Sept 4th. And then I will be a licensed phlebotomist and Clinical Medical Assistant. I'm ready to go home (two hours from where we live) I don't want our rental house, I'll have to talk to the landlord about taking my name off the lease, I don't want his car that's in my name, and I have to have all the utilities put in his name. But I'm honestly just so ready to go home, I can't express it enough honestly, I wish I could go In there right now get all my stuff and my dogs and half out of the savings account and go now. He can tell that I'm acting different towards him, I'm trying my best not to. When I get home to the big city I'll have a extermely better chance of getting a job in one of my fields.
I never EVER want to get married again though, who knows maybe when I'm 30 I might MIGHT change my mind, but at least in dating I can just take all my stuff and say bye Felicia. But anyways I'm sorry this is all over the place but I really had to post this to get this off my chest so I don't tell him i plan on leaving after graduation.
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2019.07.04 10:18 Fisheye14 I found a SKX007 in the store. Should I buy it?

I found a SKX007 in the store. Should I buy it?

Seiko SKX007
Since I got an interest in an automatic watch, I fell in love with Seiko SKX007 & SKX013. To me, it is near perfection, affordable price, 200m real wate proof, robust and reliable 7S26 movement, perfect design, etc. I've been looking for SKX whenever I visited stores that deal with the watch. Unfortunately, I couldn't find any SKX in any store so far, but today I found SKX007 at the old watch and jewelry store in Korea. I was so happy because I wanted to put it on my wrist before I buy it.

However, I'm not sure if I should buy this SKX007 at this store because first, it is an old watch store on the street. It is not the official dealership or anything just one man store. Second, the store owner's first price offer was $300, which I know is not the right price. He mentioned the price $300 because he noticed that I know about watches as much as him. Before then he was unclear about the price but only mentioned other expansive watches price which he does not have in his store ($800, $900). Third, this SKX has been in the outdoor display. When I hold the watch for the first time, it was hot; I mean really hot. I can only imagine the temperature inside of display was well over 120F (50C).

So I told him that I'd come back later and I'm willing to pay $200 with cash for the watch and wanted to take a picture of the serial number before I leave. His final offer was $250. After I got home, I researched about Seiko's serial number system because I wanted to check the manufacted date since this watch has been in the outdoor display. I found out that this watch was likely to manufactured in January of 1998 or 2008 or 2018. As far as I know, there is no real way to check which decade this watch was manufactured.

I really want to buy this watch and not risk ramdomness of online dealrship that I don't really know. However, to do that, I need to solve three questins that I have. Can you guys help me?
First questin is about manufacturing date. Is there any way to find which decade this particular SKX 007 was manufactured? It says WP STAINLESS STEEL SEIKO 7S26-0020 A0 SCUBA DIVER'S 817365. (Does any one knows if SKX have been discontinued or not? If SKX have been discontinued before 2018, then this particular SKX 007 is likely manufacuted in 2008 Also, what is meaning behind A0. It was in the box unlike any other letters and numbers)
Second question is about the temperture. This watch has been in outdoor glass display, which means it experenced (exterme?) hot and cold days. Fortuantly it was under the shade, not under direct sun light. Does the hot temperture matter that much?
Third questin is about size. My wrist is 6 inch. When I tried it on my wrist, it looked fine, but I'm not sure about it because this is my first real watch (I owned apple watch 38mm before) and it might look bigger when I acutally start to wear it in dialy basis. I don't know anyone who has 007 nor 013, so I don't really have a reference to compare.

Thank you for reading this long post written by 18 years old Korean student. I hope you guys can understand this post without a problem. Let me know if something is not right or weird or hard to understand.
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2019.06.27 00:26 NOBODYGOINGTONOTICE MAKING SERIOUS FRIENDS IN THIS BORING WORLD as a man....

I don’t understand how people do anything besides smoke weed with their friends looking into adult friendship it seem like all these people are boring and don’t have real friends i really don’t understand as an adult making friends what is their to say/do and this disgusting man fucking insulated me also he was a police officer when i think he doesn’t even know what a real friend is and has no life being an adult and doing wht with other adults like are we spouse to talk about are boring lives walk around the residential area maybe go to the Designated park going to the beach with other adult males would be weird i don’t understand like theirs nothing to say everything is boring the only thing i can think about doing with others is getting high life’s mundane and boring going to the beach with other adults would be weird sitting in the woods and smoking weed is probably the only thing to do like forming a friend ship as an adult is impossible where do i meet someone at a bar like just walk up and talk to rondos in hope of making a life long friend small talk talk what is there to talk about a movie a meme a fucking YouTube video myself there self most if not all of my convos are one-sided like i put all the effort in and there not really contributing or they just dont talk to me go to the bar and talking to collage kids that are drunk like iam all alone and don’t know anybody can i chill with you its just sad meeting friends irl is sad meeting them on Facebook and meeting up these adults like adults and not having clothes like a wardrobe is sad and its like why what am i going do with anyone so iam only looking for a relationship but going on tinder dates trying to find some is sad i dont even feel like looking hard for the one its all sad iam Probably going to die alone it dosnt really matter and i was like do i need attion like do i want the fame but then it was like who iam living for them or me and now wht there residential blocks to walk around there’s a park and the woods abd beach someone’s house and dinning areas fucking board i dont understand what adult males do with people like going to party dance around people because i have to feed off community to do anything i could be alone at a party or dancing with someone what is the difference some times i feel like i just losed at social life but the social life for adults is over rated most ill do is smoke weed in the woods damn nobody ever went out of there way ro talk to me i had to talk to them and i was the one always making plans it was so one-sided Everything’s so boring i dont understand how they have interesting ideas for this dramatic death filled movies and if life wasnt boring would i just be fighting for my life or something is that fun i feel dead asf i dont get what people have to say all this entertainment is humanoid its so weird irl so boring and most of this is death so wtf what is there spuitrality is batshit like iam wearing that outfit for my self and its like stuff gets old but you wish someone new about what you were like before it gets worn out and you change is it like is it for me or them and if they did know about it why dose it matter fame so the people that shop at Walmart recognize you and they work their day jobs but know who you are the faceless cars know who your are idk i feel like i want friendship but i cant image how it will go or if theirs anything to do with them i feel dead but iam living for myself i googled what people do with their friends and it said childish things what is intess friendship for adults it was autistic irl is boring af maybe we can do exterm sports or something everyone is boring this place is boring the irl drama is boring what do people talk about with each other like are they actually interested i guess its peaceful and people talk bullshit so they can talk to each other like i dont feel interested I GUESS MY QUESTION IS WHAT DO ADULTS DO WITH THIER FRIENDS
also on the street this adult collage girls was moaning hella loud as a drunken joke and its like what is their jokes is that wht
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2018.12.15 07:39 thisisanultandiminit My (19F) just told me (20M) that she grinded on a guy on her vacation to Punta Cana...

This is an insanely long story we've been dating for 4 years im going to condense it. Within the first few months of the relationship she let a guy draw on her ass cheek (lol) at a party cause her friends were doing it too and she was very drunk. He wrote his initials on it and posted it on his instagram with all the girls asses, this had me furious but she spent the next week and still to this day, regretting it a lot. Like bawled her eyes out every night for a week after she did it and to this day keeps saying that she would do anything to take it back. A few months later I grinded on a girl at the club as a retaliation of sorts which I know is bad. We talked about it after I told her right way. Our relationship has a very good level of communication and she is absoultely everything i look for in a girl, I cant even believe this girl exists, shes a 10/10 mentally and physically, she gets my humour which is really weird cause no one does.

Anyways Im just venting.. A couple of months after this occured she had a coworker at work who asked for her snap to communicate about shifts and what not. I kind of got tripped out by this and brought it up to her. Later on I found out she deleted the snap conversation with him in it. She did not tell me this I found out while she was on snapchat and noticed he was gone from her recent convos. She claims that she deleted because she was scared I would be mad and would take anything like a smiley face or something the wrong way. (She had an extermely insecure mentally abusive ex). I accepted it but didnt forget.. I told her how it made me feel and she understood. Fast forward about a year later, I find out she deleted a facebook conversation with a guy shes kissed in the past (like when she was 15but absouletley hates... She told me that she deleted it because she was embarassed of what i would see if i ever saw this convo before the one they were having. (The conversation that occured when they were 15, probably flirty shit i didnt need to see, i believe) She told me it was just boring school talk. I told her this is her last chance with these lies blah blah.

Then she goes on vacation to Costa Rica with her two taken girl friends. I find out they were all hanging with guys down there which is no problem but she didnt tell me. I found out through her friend. When she got back I told her and she said she was waiting to tell me. I asked to go through her messages with her friend because I was scared and she deleted it then cried and said I got scared so I deleted it. Nothing is in there i was just scared. I knew something was up but i told her to lay it all on the table and she claimed nothing went on in costa rica other then the boys that they were hanging with liked them. Fast forward to now (6 months later) , I tell her something doesnt feel right with this punta cana shit and she keeps denying. Then she breaks down into tears and tells me she was wasted one night and one of the guys went to grind on her and she let it happen for about half a song before pushing him and bawling her eyes out. I asked if she knew the guy from the trip or was it a random at the club, she said she didnt know him, her friend said they met days before the club but there was no attraction it was just an honest mistake. She is begging for my forgiveness and admits she has a problem with lying but wants this relationship to last more then anything. She even got a therapist so she is crying.

Obviously this is throughout years and years, I wouldnt be typing this if i didnt care. Before you immediately say dump her just know this girl was the best thing thats ever happened to me. We get along so fucking well. She helps me become a better me and brought me out my depression, she helps me school, she helps me laugh... I never loved someone the way I love her. I am just conflicted... Does this have to be the last straw... I just dont know where to turn to.. Remember im not telling you about the good parts, just the bad.
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2017.11.20 19:17 PsychOCSGO The biggest and most IMPORTANT improvement this game needs as of now!

Dear devs, before you consider this post as one similar to all the others about performance boost, let me just tell you why I am considering to write this. I really enjoy this game, I have put a ton of hours in it already and I think it really has the potential to keep being the most played game on any platform and stay on top of steam's most-seller for years to come.
The biggest PROBLEM that this game has been facing update after update is PERFORMANCE! Now I know when we talk about FPS boosting, the developers can't just press a button called "performance boost" and voila! You have the game running on low-end graphics cards with 80-100 fps! But it isn't one of the essentials, it is the BIGGEST problem this game has as of now! All the other issues like vsync, hit registry, anti-cheat, new maps and contents are completely irrelevant compared to the importance of FPS BOOST currently has! It is so important that I am sure 99% of the communtiy would not mind if the release date of PUBG 1.0 would get delayed a bit if as a result we would receive huge FPS increases. Now I know this is not the job for a day,week or maybe a month alone, but please listen to the community, drop all the preparations you have done for new contents, and put 90%-100% of your focus to having performance boost, specifically since this game has already been considered an eSport, the primary rule should be that it runs extermely decent on mid-range PC builds like a GTX 960-970.
TL;DR: Dear Devs, please listen to what the community wants! As of now we are completely happy with the game experience, given we ignore the somewhat problems with cheaters. The only thing we ask for is that you put your primary focus on performance boost more than anything else.
Thank you for reading.
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2017.07.24 21:41 shitwheresmykey My [22M] girlfriend [19F] just came out to me as lesbian. Don't know how to deal with the situation.

This happened like 10 minutes ago and I need someone to vent too. Don't know what to do.
I've known this girl since highschool but because of the age gap, we didn't really talk much. In march I met her a few times because she is also friends with my younger brother [18M]. After we hung out a few times in a group environment we started texting a lot and eventually we went on a date. Since I am very shy and have speech problems, this was my first date in almost four years. I was kind of expecting that she would get disinterested fast, since in my previous short relationships the fact that I don't talk much and am kind of an introvert eventually led to the breakup. However, our dates went extermely well and we really fit well together. She goes to university a few hundred kilometres away which made the relationship kind of difficult but we made it work, meeting each other every few weeks. Approximately two months in we had sex, which was the first time for both of us.
Well, today she texted me saying that she had to tell me something important and she wanted to talk to me in person on Wednesday, when she is coming home. I assumed that she wanted to break up, so I told her that I wanted to talk to her on the phone right know, since I can't deal with not knowing what is up for the next two days.
So we had a phone call in which she more or less directly told me that she is lesbian. Apparently, she thought she was bi which is why she had no concerns at the start of our relationship. But in the last few weeks, it became clear to her that she is solely attracted to women.
Basically this is equivalent to a breakup, since she obviously can't be in relationship with someone she is not attracted to. Now this is not something she can control nor did we have a fight or anything so I tried to be understanding and supportive. But on the inside I'm absoluteley crushed and I don't know what to do. Do I at least try to stay friends with her, or avoid contact completely? I'm just not sure how to get over this, especially since everything was going so well.
In two weeks we were planning to go on a one-week hiking trip in Sweden (we live in Germany). She said that she still wants to go when I'm ok with it, but I'm just not sure if I could handle being so close to her the whole time.
So please, if you have any advice for me or can share similar experiences I would be very thankful. Sorry if this is a bit incoherent, I'm still kind of shocked.
tl;dr: Got together with first real girlfriend in March. Everything was going well until now, when she comes out to me as lesbian. Planned a one-week hiking trip to Sweden in two weeks. Looking for advice on how to deal with the situation and get over her.
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2016.12.21 00:32 Buckeyemmie MIL displaced due to flood, living with us.

Long story short, I live in Baton Rouge where we had massive flooding in August. I was living with my soon to be MIL at the time this occurred waiting to close our new home. She was out of town and I was home alone when the flooding began. She received about 4-5 feet in her home. All of my things were damaged, I lost most if my business equipment, my car and personal belongings. Thankfully we closed on our new home 4 days before the flood and somehow the flooding stopped next door to our new home. My fiance's enitre family lost their homes. Except us and his grandmother. We got the wonderful gift of taking in his mother. Her husband is currently working overseas as a contractor. Oh and FYI this woman can't wipe her ass without supervision. Everything was fine at first. She was very grateful, tried to help out and always very kind. But then the honeymoon was over and she lost her mind. I work from home and I have yet to replace my vehicle so I'm always home. She started thinking that she needed to help me with the business. Which pissed me off royally. She runs her own very small flower business, so i assume she thinks she is qualified to help me. However, everyone knows but her that she doesn't do shit for her business. Her daughter runs everything. My business is top rated in Baton Rouge. I think I got this. I never asked for help. The part that really pisses me off is that she talks and makes herself very well known when clients are here. Yes I know it's a home business but this is not ago. Let's list the craziness that has occured.
1) She wanted to make dinner one night that I had a late meeting with a client. I asked her not to nicely as our kitchen and living room are combined. She called my fiance and tried to make it out like I had never called her and told her no and proceeded telling him what she was cooking. I asked my fiance when he got home from work to please tell her that this isn't a good time. He did and she lost her fucking mind. Mind you now it was 4:30PM she hadnt even when to the store yet to get ingredients and my meeting was at 6PM. I'm very weird about a dirty home when there is company over. Oh, did a mention she is a slob? She proceeded to not come home that night. Called her husband from wherever she was and he in turn from half way across the world calls my fiance to fuss at him about being ugly to her and that we should have just let her cook to make her happy. Also, she does not contribute financially to our home. Even though her husband makes a quarter of a mil a year and together my fiance and I make maybe 90k. So mind you, Im fucking livid at this point.
2) She hasnt cleaned the house one time. Now I'm not asking her to dust the house or move the couch and vacuum under it. But i do expect someone to vacuum up the cat hair from your cat that I'm allergic to at least once in a while. Or clean your bathroom that is the hall bathroom. Or you know at least pick up your underwear off the floor in the bathroom that my clients have to use.
3) She leaves shit EVERYWHERE. I feel like I'm walking around cleaning up after a toddler 99% of the time and funny thing is, I don't want kids.
4) Everything is a war with her. She was going to have her grandchildren over. Which is fine. She asked, we both said yes and then discussed that we needed to get a lock on my work area because I board dogs and the 4 year wonders and no one ever watches her. Which shes 4. Shes going to get into things. But I would be devastated if she got hurt. We also discussed getting a gate for the upstairs as that is my fiances loft and we keep guns, knives and extremely expensive computer equipment comes. The time comes and we do everything we already talked to her about. She starts throwing a fit saying, I guess I just need to get a hotel since you don't want the girls and I here. WTF lady? Keeping the kids safe is an issue? Poetic justice though. 1 week later the entire family was over. The 4 year wasn't being watched, the gate wasn't closed and we caught her in my boarding room with her fingers in a kennel of a dog that will bite if you aren't careful.
I forgot what # I'm on) We asked her to keep groceries in the house. She has shopped maybe twice in 4 months. And one of those times was me getting a list and having to ask her to go to the store.
48595) She doesn't take care of her own dog. I am expected to since she leaves a lot during the day and her dog goes to the bathroom all over my house and picks fights with my dogs.
673638) She leaves expired food in the home. Included fruit that draws bugs and looses her mind when we throw it away.
47498) My fiance and I have finally set a date for our wedding and it's 2 months away. Apparently there are complications with her house being rebuilt and supposedly it's not going to be ready by the time we get married. Her husband returns back to his state side job next month. After we are married, we don't want them to live here anymore. It's stressful as it is with her here now. We literally have to hide who we are so she doesn't go on a bender. We helped her clean out her flooded home, gave her a place to stay and have put up with a lot of shit. My fiance agrees that she is ridiculous. Shes defiantly has some kind of mental illness and refuses to take meds because they make her feel bad.
Are we wrong for saying enough is enough and we want to live alone after we get married? That at that point we have given you 6 months and put up with an insane amount of your ungrateful bullshit, it's time for you to figure it out?
//UPDATE//
Well, the MIL is gone. Where do I start?? Yesterday, DH went to dinner with MIL alone last night. I couldn't bring myself to go because I knew I would explode and I did not want to fight. Before hand, I finally broke and told my DH straight up how I felt. That I needed this to end and I had enough. I asked him to tell her that she HAD to leave by our wedding and that I felt he had my back but he wasn't voicing it enough. He completely agreed. So he went to dinner with her and told her everything. She was an asshole. Never said sorry. Tried to say that his was not my home that it was his home, she was his mother and that I was only his fiance'. Which hurt him very much. I had to leave before she got home to cool off. I come back to get DH as he called me very upset. He had a panic attack and I spent an hour calming him down. We finally go back home and I told him, as the only one not losing it at the moment decided I needed to say, you need to leave for a few nights so we can all calm down and talk about this. She rushes to me when I come in the house and apologizes and begs for forgiveness. I still say everything I planned to because my DH was still hurting and hurting deep. I tell her what she has done to him and she runs to him on her knees crying and apologizing. We all talk say we are sorry and agree to move on, start a new. We hug and then we shot the breeze for a good 2 hours afterwards. All is well. Today DH had planned to go and buy me a car, as I haven't replaced mine since it flooded in August. I was waiting to make sure I wasn't going to kill my self financially with all the stuff I needed to replace out of pocket and shit I work from home. I really could live without my own car. DH and I can share and have been sharing with no issues. And a long string of events happen with not going to a city we were going to go to shop and then not knowing what i was going to commit, blah, blah, blah. So we go. I find exactly what I can afford and want. It took 4 fucking hours to get the loan officer to finish up with these assholes before. Normally, having to wait that long drives me nuts. Especially when I had everything ready to go. Pre-approval etc. Little did I know what was unfolding at my own home without me knowing. Once i get into the office with the loan guy it took maybe 15 mins and i was done. During this time MIL calls DH and proceeds to tell him that she has thought about everything and that she is staying with her mother. That she loves him and that she will always be his mother. He is extermly upset again. On the way home I call his therapist and ask him to please call him. Which he did and it helped majorly. I get home and she didn't just take a few things. This bitch took almost every item she had here. Which she had filled her room to the max, filled my junk room that wasn't supposed to even be a junk room and my storage building. She had to have had a crew up in my house without me knowing packing shit. She had to also have had a uhaul, because i'm talking this bitch even took her bed.
And here I am thinking, I am a horrible person. I made my DH choose me. I should just leave or drop off a bridge since i caused such a shit show. SHE MAD ME FEEL GUILTY FOR NOT LETTING HER RUN ALL OVER ME AND MY DH. HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE GET TO THAT POINT? HOW DO YOU DO THAT TO YOUR CHILD? HOW DO YOU JUST LEAVE AND DO THIS SHIT WHEN I'M NOT HOME. HOW DID I LET YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE LESS OF A HUMAN. I broke tonight. I wanted to run. I wanted to leave my DH because i caused so much drama. I didn't though. I called my friend/client and was balling. His family came over. They told me repeatedly, that we both were good, kind people and that we would be okay. And you know what I am and we are. I hurt and I'm allowed to hurt. No only did she show her ass she violated my home when I wasn't here. And that is not ok. DH and I are sad but good. I told him that I was so sorry and I never wanted this and that I would take it all back if I could. He told me it wasn't my fault and that he loved me and we would get through this.
Wrapping up, ASAP tomorrow all the locks are getting changed because bitch didn't leave her key. Nice try ass wipe.
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2015.09.29 23:52 I-m-smbdy My parents [39F, 47M] don't want me [16M] going to my first Homecoming dance.

I don't want to write a novel, but to say everything in short, I've always been a quiet kid and had a great deal of trouble making friends in school. Partly because of depression, partly because of my parents. According to them, since I'm not an American, I shouldn't be participating in the "crazy behavior" that my friends are doing because of my "culture". Yes, some of my friends do participate in some illegal activities (marijuana, light drinking) but they're all extermely responsible people. They've made honor roll every year, participate in many extracarriculars, and are the single most supportive, funny, and awesome friends I could have.
The problem is, my life has been like this since I was born. Every time I asked to go out with my friends, I was interrogated on who I'm going with, what classes they took, what grades they got, etc. I was astonished that my mom couldn't let me pick my own friends. I understood back in middle school, when my friends were immature idiots, but this has gone on all through high school. I'm a senior now and I've only been to one school sponsored event in my entire high school career. The breaking point came when one of my best friends dropped me off at my house when my parents couldn't come pick me up at school. He's a really nice guy, but he wears his hat backwards and old rock t-shirts. My mom looked at him through the window, waited until he drove away, turned around and said, "I don't know why, but I don't like you hanging out with him." She had never spoken to him before!
Because of this, I've never spoken to her about anything in my life. It was too much effort to stay sane and tell my mother about my life, so I stopped. I've only told her the things that she wanted to know. What I scored on the test, how I was going to pull my grades up, etc. It sucks, but I'm still not in a position to take control of my life. I don't have a car, I can't get a job, I'm not even a permanent resident yet! Every time I ask my mom for a little more freedom, she claims that I don't know what the world is like, I'm still a kid, and that I don't care about them and want to spend time with them at all. Well gee mom...if I don't go outside and learn what the world is like, how do you expect me to grow up?!?!?!
Today, a girl asked me to the Homecoming dance. If I go, it'll be my first ever formal dance - with a date! When I told my mom about it, she said "You don't even know how to dance. Why do you want to go?"
What the hell do I do?
TL;DR: My overbearing helicopter parents think I'm too immature to experience the world for myself. I'm going to college in less than one year. How do I take control of my life, short of running away?
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2015.09.08 06:50 kidak123 My girlfriend's parents are ridiculous and I need serious advice about her suicidal thoughts.

Backstory: My girlfriend and I (both 16, M/F respectictively) have been dating for nearly 9 months and are both in the same grade. She has had a long history of depression and even a suicide attempt a few years ago. Her parents are a large cause of stress/depression in her life, often being extermely tempermental and . They have taken large chucks of freedom away from the two of us over the course of our relationship due to small things such as kissing. I also had lent a few articles of comfortable clothing for wearing, such as shirts, basketball shorts, and a pair of boxers a couple months ago.
Today, they found the pair of boxers and are accusing us of having sex. Neither of us have had sex with each other or with anyone else. Nothing else was found. But beca Over the last few weeks, she has buse of this, they are now restricting us to mandatory supervision at all times in the 2-3 rooms we are allowed to go in in her house, plus not being able to drive with her alone anymore.
She's been talking more and more about suicide directly because of her parents and I don't know what to do. I've never been depressed and cannot begin to comprehend what that must feel like. She says she will stop talking to me if I tell her parents about how she feels, so I'm extremely torn. Please help me find the right thing to do to make sure she stays safe.
tl:dr Highschool girlfriends parents are irrational and controlling and are pushing their daughter to suicide. I want help to keep her safe.
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2015.06.20 15:55 trippingrainbow The Daily Jet Thread #13 The F-22 Raptor.

Moro! Time for a jet thread! Todays jet was named by hclegend. The Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor. A single-seat, twin-engine, all weather stealth tactical fighter aircraft by the accurate description but a stealth fighter for short. The F-22 is basically the little brother of the F-35 wich is more verstaile and cheaper. The F-22 is considered to be a critical component of the USAF even tho it is kinda outdated. It was in production for about 15 yeard and and two of these were made in a month during peak production. One of the differences of an F-22 and a F-18 for example is the fact that and F-22 has internal weapons bays. Now its not the only one to have them but the jets that do have them are in a minority. They enchance the stealth capabilities becouse the jet can have a smooth surface and there wont be any weapons on the outside screwing up the stealth design and mirroring back radar signals lighting up the enemy radar like its a fucking rave party or something. The jet it self has a maxium speed of mach 2.25 (estimated), A range of 2,960km if it has 2 external drop tanks, Combat radius of 760km, in addition to the internal weapon bay it has 4 hardpoints on each wing incase it needs to carry extermal drop tanks or weapons and a 20mm Vulcan Gatling cannon. The F-22 is a pretty cool jet but it does have its fair share of bad history. Example being one situation where 12 F-22's were being trainsported and when they flew over the international date line all the electronics went to shit. In middle of the ocean. Must have been scary as fuck but fortunately nobody got hurt. This was the jet thread today. You wanna tell me how my opionions on jets are wrong? Then you can get the fuck out of my face cause Russian aircraft are superior.
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2014.04.10 23:14 Stoyon [Question] IT-guy looking to buy a real watch.

First post, I have read the FAQ, and hope that I am doing this right, I appologize if that is not the case.
Right to the question:
As stated in the title I work in IT, specifically on an internal helpdesk for a global company. I work 12 hour shifts in Stockholm, Sweden, and have just bought my first apartment in the nothern suburbs of Stockholm.
Lately I have begun realizing that I need to change my life, and this new apartment presents a great starting point. I am today overweight, balding (but I do have a fine full beard) and dress mostly in black jeans and a T-shirt. When the apartment is ready so that I can move in I will do my best to loose weight and eat better and get in shape. As for the hair, I'll probably just have to accept fate of going bald before 30 ):
Now, enough about me, about my future watch.
When I bega looking for one, I was really facinated by automatics, but after readcing that automatics will run about 15 sec inacurate a day I realized that while I don't require exterme accurucy I would be very annoyed of knowing that it would drift that much a day. So now I have started having a look at quartz watches.
When it comes to the design I like having a military/utallitarian look.
I like the design of these wacthes, the Seiko one was what I wanted before finding out of the inaccurucies of mechanical watches:
Seiko SNZG15K1 http://www.klockimport.com/visa_produkt.asp?t=Seiko+5+Sports+Military+-+SNZG15K1&id=1390&lang=sv
Citizen BM8475-26E http://forums.watchuseek.com/attachments/f21/788368d1344661741-what-seiko-citizen-do-you-have-mail-cigt1.jpg
I like having the numbers on the watch, it should be easy and quick to read at a glance.
The next big design criteria is that it should have long lasting lume, I live and work in Stockholm Sweden and during the winter the sun rises at about 8-9 in the mornings and sets at 15-16 in the afternoons, and as I work shifts where I am awake through the nights regularly I need to have a good lume. I like the lume on the Nitewatch MX10 series, especially the differance in colours of lume on the hands. The ideal lume would be tritium, but it might be to expensive.
I will probably put the watch on a NATO strap, but I'll keep a nice lether strap for use if I need to wear better clothes.
The last design point is the date display, I like having both the day of the week and the date shown, shen working night you easily loose track of the days and that would be great to have.
When it comes to water ressitance, anything above 100M is fine.
My budget is around
2000 - 3000 SEK
I hope I have given you as much information as you need, please let me know if I have misspellt anything.
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2012.06.25 17:30 FFA_Moderator [Guide] A Brief Introduction to Designer Fashion

Intro to Fashion Series: The What and Why

As part of the moderator's efforts to broaden the scope of the FFA Community and encourage diversification of the subreddit we're making an attempt to expand the sidebar and bring it more in-line with the quantity of information offered by our male subreddit-in-arms, MFA. Unlike them, we want to avoid being proscriptive; female fashion is far more varied, and women tend to be more educated than men when it comes to knowing how items should fit, patterns should match, etc.
With that said, we're happy to present to you

An Introduction to Designer Fashion

To many, the phrase "designer clothing" calls to mind scenes from The Devil Wears Prada and Pretty Woman; it's associated with snooty shopkeeps, hard-to-wear or outlandish outfits, and seemingly arbitrary decisions about what's "trending" from one season to the next. For others, it's a reminder of the 00 supermodels of the 90s and seen as inaccessible to anyone with a less than perfect physique.
These views are wrong.
That is not to say there's not a kernel of truth to these thoughts - they certainly have their basis in reality - but that they reflect a certain lack of awareness about the subject. Just as many a viewing of a Pollock or Mondrian has elicited comments of "My five year old could do this" or "it's just colouring inside the lines!", some level of knowledge is required to appreciate how a garment goes from thought, to runway, to retailer. We hope this guide will provide you with that information and spur a further interest or, if nothing else, introduce you to a new topic

Two Seasons, Four Cities

The fashion calendar revolves around two major seasons: Autumn/Winter and Spring/Summer. The former may in some cases be referred to as Fall/Winter. The beginning and end of each season is marked by Fashion Weeks in the fashion "capitals" of Paris, London, Milan, and New York [[2](There are others, but the major ones are of the most import)]. Typically the seasons are shortened to either AW or SS when used in conjunction with a year, i.e an Autumn/Winter 2009 collection by Yohji Yamamoto might be written as YY AW09.
With womenswear Spring/Summer shows typically occur in September and Fall/Winter shows happen in February. To stay up to date on what's happening sites such as NowFashion offer live photo uploads during shows and publish the full show schedules about a week in advance. They also have an extensive archive of past season shows and lookbooks. Alternatives include Style.com, NYMag's Fashion Section, and The FashionSpot Forums.
For photos of runway shows dating back to 2001, Vogue UK is an excellent resource. If you are looking for shows prior to that, you will primarily be limited to whatever Google produces and FirstView, a subscription service for runway photography; they are akin to the Getty Images of the Fashion world.
Additionally, an increasing number of designers are producing collections between the seasons, with Resort preceding Spring/Summer and pre-Fall proceeding Spring/Summer. While there is no fixed schedule for these, they tend to start roughly three months after the main season.

Couture v. Prêt-à-porter

Runway shows are divided into two categories. These are Prêt-à-Porter, or Ready to Wear, and Haute Couture, literally "high sewing".
As its name implies, ready to wear shows are comprised of items that will be sold to stores as is, or "ready to wear". Shows are a designer's way of premiering their work to the world, and the looks put together are intended to convey a message or give the viewer deeper insight into the designer's aesthetic universe. This lends to the misconception that all designer clothing is "outlandish" or "absurd". However, in most cases it's not expected that people will wear looks from the show straight onto the street. For an excellent example of the contrast between on-the-street and on-the-runway looks, compare a look from Rick Owen's most recent Fall/Winter 2011 Show to a streetstyle photo of it. Other examples. One designer well known for presenting highly practical, workable looks is Phoebe Philo, who is currently the head designer of Céline.
Haute Couture is very different. To be an official courtier, a house must be legally ordained by the French government. Only "those companies mentioned on the list drawn up each year by a commission domiciled at the Ministry for Industry are entitled to avail themselves" as members of the Chambre Syndicale de la Haute Couture. The conditions for membership are as follows:
  • Design made-to-order for private clients, with one or more fittings.
  • Have a workshop (atelier) in Paris that employs at least fifteen people full-time.
  • Must have 20 full time technical people in at least one atelier or workshop.
  • Each season (i.e., twice a year), present a collection to the Paris press, comprising at least thirty-five runs/exits with outfits for both daytime wear and evening wear.
Garments are made by hand, each one an extermely intricate and unique piece. Haute Couture is the way in which designers and houses demonstrate their vision unchecked by concerns over large scale manufacture or their ability to sell a garment to the mass-market. At present, all of the haute couture houses also produce ready-to-wear collections.

Boutiques, Webstores, Hunting Grails

Should you find a piece you are interested in purchasing you may find yourself stymied by the complexity of doing so. While the largest houses, such as Dior, Prada, Balenciaga, et al have their own flagship Locations, they will also sell a subset of their line in upscale department stores such as Barneys, Nordstrom, and Saks. Smaller brands are usually found at boutiques and lack their own storefronts or webshop.
Further complicating matters, If you check a designer's website they will often list their stockists, both online and those with a physical presence. A few cool boutiques with decent web presence in the US are:
For Canada (mix of web/retail locations):
In Europe it is easier to just ring up a brand's flagship and speak with an SA to order an item. For those who prefer to shop online, the follow sites are quite good (any suggestions for additions would be mcuh appreciated):
Not to be forgotten are the largest online shops:
These are not exhaustive lists but a jumping off point. Google will be your friend, as will sites like ShopStyle that provide clothing focused search, or FarFetch, who many boutiques outsource their online shopping to.
Should all those explorations turn up nothing, a very likely occurence if the piece you are searching for is from an older season, you can turn to eBay.

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed this first installment. Any comments as to what you found helpful, what you might want to see in future guides, or questions relating to the content, such as where further reading might be found, are encouraged!
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2012.05.20 14:42 MTwist Ranked Club

Another normal game, another win Another normal game, another loss
Im playing Ahri mid, the usual; Q and poke x(how many times he wants to come and ask me out for a date), get lvl6 and kill whoever's in front of me. Ignite's on cooldown and the lane is pushed so much my minions mix and tangle with his. The vendor who used to greet me with morellos now gives me hextech. We bonded in a way he knows what i want and when i want it. Go back to lane, killswitch engaged, resume with E,W,Q and R. Get their turret and go back for Will of the Ancients. Go help other lanes, resume with the usual E,W,Q,R; get another turret and dragon. Fight breaks in mid... E,W,Q and chase the remaining survivors like im rushing for the last slice of pizza. It's routine at this point and you start to wonder if they ever catch on, then again im never playing the same people.
Another normal game, another win Another normal game, another loss
Im playing Kog'Maw, the usual: W, farm and get BF or Wriggles, whatever the situation is. Wait for the jungler and kill whoever's closest to me. Get turret, dragon, teamfight in mid, IE, Baron, teamfight, push and win... It's not always like this but you get the jist of it. Again i wonder and again i remember that its not always the same people.I'm a grain of sand in the Sahara trying to make myself known.
Another normal game, another win Another normal game, another win
02:00 AM
What goes on in my head : I understand the mechanics of the game, i have map awareness, im a teamplayer, i can counter pick and i know who to focus on amidst the chaos of a teamfight. What comes out of my mouth: I got this! You can see the discrepancies between the brain and the tongue. It's not that they dont get along, they're just more acquaintances than friends. So i decide i should stop being a grain in the desert to be a grain in the sea. I proceed to carry the first game, getting 10-1-4. Seemed easy because i was playing Ahri, and like Morgana, i can do whatever i want with them. I feel like Ocelote playing Cassio or Kass or the bipedal squid that shoots out sharks and orcas and Urf. Fizz always seemed like an OP champ on its own, cause he was a squid who could talk, was an eskimo and fisherman; and on top of all that ressurected manatees on his free time ( free time available at 6,11,16 for 975 RP), so that qualifies him as Vodoo witch doctor too. But im digressing. I proceed to carry the second game, again Ahri, again great score 11-2-7. Start to feel like i belong to the sea more and more. One person who happened to play with me those two games sent me a request and went on and on about how i decimated the enemy team. I thank him, tell him it was my first ranked experience and both our opinions are on how serious it is, so devoid of trolls, so much more gratifying than normal games. I tell him im sleep deprived for a while and should go. He does the same.
Another game, another win Another game, another win
15:00 PM
Prodigy - Omen goes off in my playlist
I got Ziggs more for his playful personality than his kit, that was just a bonus. Whenever i was extermely happy or down, it always cheered me up playing a happy little mad man running around with explosives, throwing and tossing them around with no care in the world. I call it the Wonderwall syndrome. I get counter picked with LeBlanc. I know what im in for, but the other 4 shouldnt suffer because of this so i try my best to farm and not die.
Leblanc cs - 50 Ziggs cs - 26
Its exponential from here on out. I get called out for not keeping up with cs. Called out as in : " YOU F%*@CKING N00B, WHAT D4FUQ ARE U DOIN MID?". I never wrote the word noob in chat. Two reasons; one - Its a stupid demeanor of a word that in it self should stand for reason to assist a player as opposed to insult him. two - In EUW you get a lot of people who cant speak english nor try it, so the terminology of LoL sticks to them like the bible to a priest. noob, this team, dat throw, feeder, report... so on and so forth. You learn the linguo and you never let go. So, about Ziggs, i get my ulti and i think to myself - i can turn this around ganking or counter ganking. Bot had a fight, their Ashe gets past their turret with no chance for my carry to follow and the fight seemed it was over until i ulti on their carry and get a kill. Ziggs - gj Vayne - ks Brainstorm goes on in my head playing what happened over and over trying to figure out how i could have ks'ed Vayne. I get back to my lane, get ganked by alistair(seems to be all the rage this days, get it?) and die. Ziggs cs - 48 LeBlanc cs - 115 Amumu - Ziggs noob zomg you fail lb is easy you noob unninstal. I try to tell him ziggs cant keep up with LeBlanc, that i even helped ganking other lanes but all i get is: Amumu - Omg shut up u suck bye Its 4v5 and i get blammed for making the jungler ragequit. Didnt change much, i'll be damned if he ever ganked a lane. The enemy team pushes,wins and the chat goes on and on asking to report me. There goes my theory on Ranked being more serious and troll-free.
16:00 PM
I had this happen in normal games and it never stopped me there, why should it stop me here? ELO This little ranking system has been on my mind for a while so i find out how its determined. I think it's a pretty fair system to grade players and apart from being a game to have fun its also a game to win. Healthy competition breeds healthy players. I get to pick Ahri thinking i'll get back on the winning streak. I get counter picked again (Talon), but i've played enough to know what to do, and i do so: Q and poke x(how many times he wants to come and ask me for me facebook) get lvl6 and kill him. I greet the vendor and go back to lane no time to reply. E,W,Q,R and the routine is back again. Turret then help another lane. Decide to go help bot so the carry can carry. The support dies on the way there so its best time to go either kill or defend. Their jungler comes, their top teleports in, my carry dies, i die. That wasnt what i planned but somehow we managed to keep them from taking the turret. Tristana - Noob GTFO nobody asked you to come! now you feed them [All]Tristana - report ahri Top has been losing his lane for a while now, the jungler didnt have good enough ganks and despite me doing decent, we lose and i get blamed for feeding bot.
Another game, another loss Another game, another loss
17:00 PM
Once back into the fray! I've always been stubborn like that. I do bad, entirely my fault and we lose. report seems to be the word of the day.
17:30 PM
Last pick so i get the honour, neh the pleasure! of going top. So many great players top, Hotshot, Voyboy, Dyrus who sometimes i want someone to stab him with a fork just to see how he'd react. I have little experience top, couple of times fiora another couple kennen. Not even Kennen AD lol. But i win the lane. Then something kicks in... Our mid has been afk since the start. Figure he knows the vendor better than me by now. I get asked to take care of top and mid cause the jungler's camping bot so i try. I dont do so well in mid, we lose and i get blamed again.
18:00 PM
Someone dc'ed, we lose
18:30 PM
We do great, and everyone proceeds to taunt the enemy team. Winning isnt enough apparently calling the adversaries noobs and sayint it was easy just needs to be said. Wonder if these people ever saw Coach Carter.
19:00 PM
I do bad, we lose
19:30 PM
I do great, bot or top lost his lane, we lose
20:00 PM
Someone dc'ed, we lose
Cardigans - My Favourite Game goes on in my playlist
Starting to see a trend here, arent we... I go and play one more. Its masochism really, im banging my head on the wall hoping the life insurance kicks in... I didnt want to tell this part of the story, maybe give it a feel of despair and negativity the way Kubrick and Palahniuk give theirs... But that seems to be the point of the LoL community recently, to think only of yourself and blame all others if things fail. I dont want to be a part of that, if someone or something is wrong i point it out with constructive criticism and advices. I still get hate compared to Judas but if the situation requires i put in my two cents hoping for an inprovement and a victory. I get last pick,at this point i dont ask for mid, top, carry, anything... I play support, i dont have runes, right masteries, nothing. Sona's free so that's a plus. I pick Sona and my AP carry masteries and runes.Come what may i'll play and be done with it. Mobafire helps in this kind of situations. I open the first top rated guide i see, take what i need from it and play. Their team gets first blood on our carry and another kill on me. Seems like Dejá vu. Our lane wins the first turret... What goes on in my head : You did a good job flashing in and using your ulti to stun then so the carry could killed them both. Go back to base and get items. What comes out of my mouth : Dafuq!!! We get dragon, go mid get their turret, go back to base and buy items. Thinking i'd never get past Philo, i get Ionian Boots, Aegis, Heart of gold and Shurelyas. Im doing good, i even secured a kill so i better not screw this up. Starting to have a new routine: Flash,R, fight and Shurelyas. We win and i get praise from the whole team...
Another game, another loss Another game, another win
My ELO went from 1300 to 1000. I never knew if i was playing with little kids or people my age, never knew their level or win/loss ratio, never even knew if their rectum was jealous of all the stuff that came out of their mouths... I moved on. I stopped caring about what my retorts should be and started to have fun. I never insulted anyone but i still gave out advice. Hell, i never even ignored anyone in the chat. I could be another drone blaming and feeding, trolling and dc'ing. But im not...
I play this game for fun and healthy competition, Why cant you?
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2012.05.14 18:32 hoijarvi Last Round Drama

Hello Again,
Best comment to my last game award goes to
[biscuitweb](http://www.reddit.com/chess/comments/tb9y5/one_of_my_intense_games_to_highlight_my_cont
ent/c4ll49h) who pointed, that the move I considered to be a losing blunder, 19...Red8, was in fact
one of the best moves there is. Hopefully this game gets such responses too.
Background to this game:
My weekend tournament had gone with perfect score, 4-0. In the last round a draw would have been enough for the first place, but I had pressure from everywhere to play to win. Playing to draw is dangerous in my opinion, you start subconsciously to play passive moves that carry the seed of a loss. This was one of the most high nerve pressure games of mine. As it often is, the best lines are discovered in the post mortem. Here after the possible 20...Rxg5 my winning line is actually a spectacular loss, and the real continuation isn't that bad either.
[pgn] [Site "Helsinki"] [Date "1991.5.26"] [Round "5"] [White "Hoijarvi, Kari"] [Black "Miettinen, Keijo"] [Result "1-0"] [WhiteElo "1898"] [BlackElo "1857"]
  1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3 Nc3 c5 { Wow! Black is ready to fight. Now I really felt I had to win this, Modern Benoni is my favorite defense, so I should be able to refute it as white. } 4 d5 { When you see me playing 4 e3 you can order a wreath. } exd5 5 cxd5 d6 6 e4 g6 7 Nf3 { White the Taimanov line Bb5+ is the best, see the supplementary games to see my reason to avoid it. Black must have prepared to it, so I decided to play something I have prepared. I wanted to play some more restraining line. } Bg7 8 Bg5 O-O?! { 9...a6 10 Nd2! is best, 9...h6 10 Bh4 g5 Bg3 11 Nh5 Bb5+! is dangerous for black. } 9 Nd2! a6 10 a4 Nbd7 11 Be2 Re8 12 O-O Rb8 13 Kh1 Qc7 14 Qc2 { This is the position I wanted. Black's usual play is limited on both wings and white has clear plans in the center. Black must fight back instantly, even if his moves are theoretically unsound, since he will just get more trouble by waiting. } Nb6 { Here I could play Rfe1 to support Be2, which was probably the best option. I didn't take his threat seriously, and theoretically speaking it's not good. But it chances the outlook of the position tremendously, and manages to give black his chances. I have played it successfully as black, so I should have been more careful. } 15 f4!? Nfxd5! 16 exd5 Bxc3 17 Qxc3 Rxe2 { Here I made my huge mistake. I had plenty of time, and the course of the game has changed drastically. This was the time to take 20 minutes off the clock, adjust to the position and examine all the threats. Instead, the must-win nervousness made me move too fast. I wanted to open the dark squares, protect the Nd2 etc. But 18 a5. Nd7 19. Bh6 f6 20 f5! was the way to go. } 18 f5?? Nxd5! 19 Qf3 Re5 { Oops, after f5 rook can retreat here. Now it was again the time to think, and this time I used the clock properly. I estimated, that I'll lose any careful continuation, so it was time to throw caution to winds. } 20 fxg6! hxg6! ({Correctly avoiding} 20...Rxg5 21 gxf7 Kf8 22 Rae1! { I planned 22 Qe4? Qc6! 23 Qxh7
Rxg2!! which wins for black, quite spectacularly I'd say. } Bd7 23 Qe4 Kg7 24 Qe8! Rxe8 25 Rxe8 Bxe8 26 f8Q! Kg6 27 Qxe8 {and the attack should win for white. } ) 21 Ne4 Rf5 22 Qg3 Be6 23 Rxf5 Bxf5 24 Nf6+ Nxf6 25 Bxf6 Kf8 26 Rd1 Rc8 27 Rxd6 Ke8 {Looks good, I have attack but what to do? Any computer would play Qe5! here. I miss the point of it, and turn the game to a torturous puppet theathre. } 28 Qe3? Be6 29 Rd1? { Now I have the R+Q in wrong order, and I have to start to build everything again from the scratch. I'm threatening mate from f8 and d8, and the black queen must jump between c7 and c5 to keep both squares. When you have someone on ropes like this, the main thing is DO NOT HURRY! repeat the position twice, and plan your game. This is extermely unpleasant to defend. The final mating pattern slowly emerges to my mind during this phase. } c4?! { gives d4 for me, which I eventually use } 30 Qh6 Qc5 31 Qd2 Qc7 32 Qh6 Qc5 { black offered a draw. } 33 Qd2 Qc7 34 Qg5 Qb6 { Qc5?? Qxc5 } 35 a5 Qb5 36 Qh6 Qc5 37 Qd2 {not repetition because a4-a5} Qc7 38 h4 { After failing to mate him on dark squares, I had to change the plan. } Qd7 39 Qe1 Qb5 40 Qd2 Qd7 { Time control done, 30 more minutes to think. } 41 Qc1 Qb5 42 Rd6! { finally it's coming back together! } Qc5 43 Qd2 Qc7 44 Qd4 Qxa5 { I actually probably looked startled, since I didn't even notice my a-pawn was hanging. I had concentrated to the other side of the board. } 45 Bg5 { I have fifteen minutes, it's time to relax, take the nerve tension off with a short walk to the coffee stand. Black decided play a few moves just hoping I might blunder after all the hard work. It's OK, as long as you don't annoy somebody by playing extremely slow. } Qxg5 46 hxg5 Ke7 47 Rb6 Rc7 48 Qd6+ { sigh of relief. I did it! 5/5! } [/pgn]
*** EDIT *** Supplementary games: Games 1-2
Game 3
Game 4
Please comment here, not in those posts. As soon as I figure out what went wrong in the inline viewer, I won't post like this again.
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